People who say that
everything happens for a reason obviously
haven't dropped their entire dinner on the floor.
haven't dropped their entire dinner on the floor.
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!
Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.
Boy: Would you like to have dinner some night? *winks*
Me: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Me: *suductively licks lips*
Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
Me: Can we have pizza?
Mom:
Mom:
*five minutes later*
Me: *walks away*
Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
Me: I said let's have pizza.
Mom: Oh.
Mom: Uhhhh...
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Mom: No.
yes this happened
So I was at the
doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he
was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out
of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.
Why get THINNER when you can get more DINNER
