Dinosaur Quotes

Okay! I confess! Sometimes I turn off the wifi on my computer just so that I can make the dinosaur jump over the cacti...

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crimson24
internet

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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Harley Clown*
funny

I'm going to
Become a dinosaur
And my name is going to be
"K-rex"

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flyingbacon7
story

dinosaur: ROAR
me: hey lil guy
dinosaur: GRRR
dinosaur: GROWL
me: now what kind of dinosaur are you
dinosaur: SHOUT
me: hmm
dinosaur: YELL
me: hmmmmm
dinosaur: SNARL
dinosaur: BARK
me: oh right ur a thesaurus

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dolph*
pun

guys, for christmas I got a
chocolate dinosaur egg from
gertrude hawk chocolates,
and I decided to finally open
it and omg the chocolate
baby dinosaurs inside are
so adorable. I don't want to
eat them.

(but I'm so bummed mine
didn't have a stegosaurus
in it like other eggs. mine
has five t-rex and three
triceratops.)

apparenlty gertrude hawk
is only in PA, NJ, & NY and
they don't have the egg on
their website, but if you're
curious at how adorable
it is then this is the only
link I found [not like I was
trying too hard to find one]
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/milk-chocolate-dinosaur-egg

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Dishonored*
cute

I got my friend to wear a dinsaur sweater so he could piggy back me and we ran around the whole school. I was shouting "MOVE SIMPLETINS! YOUR KING IS HERE! =^-^=

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~Spoken Silence~*
funny

Am I the only one who's wondered what Steve is like?

Is he 24 and just buying a house?
Or is he 57 and traveling the world?
Does he wear glasses?
Does he like root beer floats?
What's his favorite song?
Is he allergic to anything?
Does he have kids?
Who is this mysterious guy?

But my main question is:
Out of all the dinosaurs he could have picked,
why a Brontosaurus?!

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Phishy
funny

The episode were Steve turns into a dinasaur.
Phineas: I think we should name him STEVE.
Isabella: Why STEVE?
Phineas: Because he looks like a STEVE.

PHINEAS IS A WITTIAN.

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24601*
disney

My teacher: - Shows us a plastic dinosaur -
My teacher: This is Steve.
Me: ASDFDHJHKJL;J'GKDL;GKDF STEVE?!

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
steve

Guess what?

You'll never know what a real dinosaur sounds like.

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broetry
funny