Best Dog Quotes Ever



I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
I was driving my brother home from Cross Country today and as we were stopped at a red light, I noticed a huge dog in the car right next to us licking its owner's face. The guy was maybe 23. So I told my brother "I want to tell that guy he has a cute dog" and my brother said "Who does that? Who yells into random people's cars?" And if he hadn't said anything, I probably wouldn't have done it, but because he questioned me, I yelled, "Hey!" and the guy looked over and I said "Your dog's wicked cute!" and he got a huge grin across his face and yelled back, "Yeah? You're wicked cute too!" So as we were driving away, my brother was like, "You're the weirdest person I've ever met." I just said, "Hey, at least someone thinks I'm cute."


miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
Any time my dog pees on a fire hydrant,
I sort of judge him for being unoriginal.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
it’s a shitzu

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

It started out with a click how did it end up like this
(It was only a click, it was only a click)

Dog logic:
I just came inside
so let me out again

 



Sister: *cough*

Me: Shut up!


Dog: *hiccup*

Me: Oh! My poor baby, are you okay? 



 
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