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dogs are so cute though like you leave them alone for five hours and then the minute they see you again they're not mad, they just jump up and lick your face and get all excited like "hello hELLO HELLO HELLO HI HI hi there hello hi hey HEY HELLO HELLO I AM A DOG!"
 

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog? I imagine that in their heads they're like:

THAT IS DOG

I AM DOG

DOG DOG DOG DOG

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

Dog logic:
I just came inside
so let me out again

 


Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they're like

THAT IS DOG

I AM DOG

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
 


The new witty omg..
this is so confusing..
So this is how my pets feel when I throw a blanket over
them and watch them try to get out.. ( ゚д゚)




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My Dog is my life!! Has this ever happened anyone before?
i think im falling in love with my dog. anytime i see him playing with other dogs i get really jealous and just wanted to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. ive never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a dog. Ive even broke up with my bf over it. ive had this dog for 6 months, but only recently have thesse feelings started to develop. i dont know what to do and think if i telling anyone theyll think im crazy. please help!!

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Oh dear... guess you should paws for thought before people think you are barking mad.


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"Real men like curves, only dogs like bones."
Real men like whatever the fück they want to like,
and anyone who goes around calling people dogs
           must be a real bïtch theirself.
 

 

 

U r such a Bi-tch!

Thank you!
 

WTF?!

Bi-tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, nature is beautiful.
 

I hope you step on a piece of lego!

OH HELL NO YOU U DID NOT JUS GO THERE!
 


me: *just woke up*
me: *walks into family room*
parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT

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