When
british people try to sound american, they either sound like a
stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the
streets or an uneducated surfer from
california.
Don't call a girl
S|ut if she's wearing short shorts
A b-tch if she's proving a point
A flirt when she's just bing nice
Obsessive when she's just in love
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands
and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont
you f/cking dare”
To
Mom:
Mom, Where is my backpack?
What's for dinner?
Did you find the remote?
Can you buy me a iphone?
Can you sign this test I failed?
Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!