Dontask Quotes

I'm just going to not talk that much anymore and see if anyone actually notices that I'm not okay. 
you don't know what it's like to hate something you love

What it says:
Are you sure you want to delete this?
How it seems:
You wanna delete this, or nah?
Shxt yeah|Oh hellllll naw!
Two bottoms end up with someone trying to be a top, and not being very good -_- but when you love you give some things up. ♥
Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
Me: Who?
Bestfriend: THE SHEEP
This lil tweet was getting on my nerves
And pulling on my backpack when my back hurt like crazy.
So when I was sitting there about to beat the crud monkeys out of him,
This dude said, "Do you need a hug?" (yes I know the dude.)
And I said, "I don't know."
So he hugged me and I'm as tall as like his shoulder
And I smelt his jacket (cause his jacket was in my face)
So when he pulled away,
I said, "You smell good."
And my friends started laughing.
I'll falcon punch them with evil rainbow bunny claws
If they laugh ever again.
Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:

-I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
-I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
-I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
-Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.
Today I stood under the shower for half an hour, having a conversation with my self in an American accent.

What is wrong with me?
I can give my cat a b0ner
Dont ask how
I just can
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