Best Dontask Quotes This Month

She's sick and she's wrong
She's young dirty blonde
And you sink inside her like a suicide bomb
He says "I've seen bigger"
She says "I've lit better"
And they throw the matches down into the glitter
Not a dry eye left in the house
Go boy, go boy, run for your life

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Ethanol
love

Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:

-I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
-I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
-I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
-Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
lol

Today I stood under the shower for half an hour, having a conversation with my self in an American accent.

What is wrong with me?

19 2

FallenAngel*
true

you don't know what it's like to hate something you love

17 0

Amenah
vent

I can give my cat a b0ner
Dont ask how
I just can

16 17

you made it til' 2015*
funny

Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
Me: Who?
Bestfriend: THE SHEEP

13 0

Everybodydotheflop
funny

Yesterday,
This lil tweet was getting on my nerves
And pulling on my backpack when my back hurt like crazy.
So when I was sitting there about to beat the crud monkeys out of him,
This dude said, "Do you need a hug?" (yes I know the dude.)
And I said, "I don't know."
So he hugged me and I'm as tall as like his shoulder
And I smelt his jacket (cause his jacket was in my face)
So when he pulled away,
I said, "You smell good."
And my friends started laughing.
WHO CARES IF I SAY SOMEONE SMELLS GOOD?
I'll falcon punch them with evil rainbow bunny claws
If they laugh ever again.

9 2

*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
vent

when your mom asks you what's all over your arm.

5 6

littleshrimp
family

_友情の胸

10 7

Alpaca Prophet *
insidejoke

Two bottoms end up with someone trying to be a top, and not being very good -_- but when you love you give some things up. ♥

7 5

~Spoken Silence~*
lol