Dontgetyourpantiesinatwist Quotes

I'd just like to say a few things.
--You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
--What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
--The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
--You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

--When half of the population gets the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Why Celsius/Centigrade is better than Fahrenehenheit
-Easier to spell
-All water below 0 is ice. Easy and logical
-All water above 100 is steam. Easy and logical
-If it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
Why Farhenininheniehenhet is better than Centigrate/Celsius
-It isn’t
So I was babysitting this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite
sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the thunder God?
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