So I was babysitting
this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite
sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just
said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll
give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped
again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up
my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the
thunder God?