Donttestme Quotes


Me: Hi! My names Jazmine.
Stranger: What a coincidence im Jazmine too!
Me: ...
Me: There can only be one.

10 7 Jaz* Jaz*
funny
Oh my god I cant handle people touching me
like when guys try to hug me it's just like
80/20 chance I will punch you in the throat
 
9 0 theWalrus theWalrus
ineeda5footradiusatalltimes
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