Drinking Quotes

The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness."  So I learned how to brew moonshine.
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.




I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.



 














some people like the way it feels
some people wanna kill their sorrows
some people wanna fit in with the popular
that was  m y  p r o b l e m.
 
   — Kendrick Lamar, Swimming Pools

 
 









i used to hate when you'd get drunk. now i wish you'd do it so you could text me and show me that i still cross your mind. but maybe you already do and maybe that girl who crosses your mind isn't me.
either we smoking or
we drinking or
we at each other's throats. 
I started to imagine another me somewhere, sitting in a bar, nursing a whiskey, without a care in the world. The more I thought about it, the more that other me became the real me, making this me here not real at all.


Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into slu.ts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into se.x. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slu.t. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.
 

You sure are pretty tonight! Wow, I've been drinking again, sorry...
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
and 6 in the other. What do I have?

Student: A drinking problem.
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