For being sixteen &
sixteen years sober,
I sure do make a lot
of jokes about drugs.
Get
Your Chrystal Method On
Today
at work
we talked
about
making
crystal
meth.
Hurray
Ok, so I take these pills yeah they make me like uber honest and
loopy like more the usual loopy so everything in my head comes like
pouring out,lol,
Im awkward, anti social, and my best friends are books.
But i mean, im happy this way.
I dont need drugs, parties, or drama.
have you
ever...?
bold the ones you've done
-graduated high school
-smoked a cigarette
-gotten so drunk you passed out
-rode every ride at an amusement park
-collected something really stupid
-gone to a rock concert
-helped someone
-gone fishing
-watched four movies in one night
-gone long periods of time without sleep
-snorted cocaine
-failed a class
-smoked weed
-dealt drugs
-been in a car accident
-been in a tornado
-done hard drugs
-watched someone die
-been to a funeral
-burned yourself
-ran a marathon
-cried yourself to sleep
-spent $200+ dollars in one day
-flown on an aeroplane
-cheated on someone
-been cheated on
-written a ten page letter
-gone skiing
-been sailing
-cut yourself by accident
-cut yourself on purpose
-had a best friend
-lost a loved one
-shoplifted something
-been to jail
-skipped school
-skipped a class
-had detention
-gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
-stolen books from the library
-gone to a foreign country
-dropped out of school
-been in a mental hospital
-watched the harry potter movies
-had an online diary
-fired a gun
-had a yard sale
-had a lemonade sale
-actually made money at the lemonade sale
-been in a school play
-been fired from a job
-taken a lie detector test
-swam with dolphins
-gone to sea world
-voted for someone on a reality tv show
-written poetry
-read more than 20 books in a year
-gone to europe
-loved someone you can't have
-used a coloring book over age twelve
-had surgery
-had stitches
-taken a taxi
-seen the washington monument
-had more than five online conversations going at once
-overdosed
-had a drug or alcohol problem
-been in a fist fight
-suffered any form of abuse
-gone surfing in california
-had a hamster
-pet a wild animal
-used a credit card
-did spirit day at your school
-dyed your hair
-got a tattoo
-had something pierced
-got straight a's
-been on the honor roll
-known someone with hiv or aids
-drank alcohol
-cried when someone died
-felt someone up/got felt up
-kissed someone
-went farther than kissing someone
-been in love
-been heartbroken
-missed your ex
bold the ones you've done
-graduated high school
-smoked a cigarette
-gotten so drunk you passed out
-rode every ride at an amusement park
-collected something really stupid
-gone to a rock concert
-helped someone
-gone fishing
-watched four movies in one night
-gone long periods of time without sleep
-snorted cocaine
-failed a class
-smoked weed
-dealt drugs
-been in a car accident
-been in a tornado
-done hard drugs
-watched someone die
-been to a funeral
-burned yourself
-ran a marathon
-cried yourself to sleep
-spent $200+ dollars in one day
-flown on an aeroplane
-cheated on someone
-been cheated on
-written a ten page letter
-gone skiing
-been sailing
-cut yourself by accident
-cut yourself on purpose
-had a best friend
-lost a loved one
-shoplifted something
-been to jail
-skipped school
-skipped a class
-had detention
-gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
-stolen books from the library
-gone to a foreign country
-dropped out of school
-been in a mental hospital
-watched the harry potter movies
-had an online diary
-fired a gun
-had a yard sale
-had a lemonade sale
-actually made money at the lemonade sale
-been in a school play
-been fired from a job
-taken a lie detector test
-swam with dolphins
-gone to sea world
-voted for someone on a reality tv show
-written poetry
-read more than 20 books in a year
-gone to europe
-loved someone you can't have
-used a coloring book over age twelve
-had surgery
-had stitches
-taken a taxi
-seen the washington monument
-had more than five online conversations going at once
-overdosed
-had a drug or alcohol problem
-been in a fist fight
-suffered any form of abuse
-gone surfing in california
-had a hamster
-pet a wild animal
-used a credit card
-did spirit day at your school
-dyed your hair
-got a tattoo
-had something pierced
-got straight a's
-been on the honor roll
-known someone with hiv or aids
-drank alcohol
-cried when someone died
-felt someone up/got felt up
-kissed someone
-went farther than kissing someone
-been in love
-been heartbroken
-missed your ex
If dying is your way
out
Then count me, in I'm coming
Maybe a different spin
And I'm so used to being a coward
It's all I've ever been
I quit before I win
Then count me, in I'm coming
Maybe a different spin
And I'm so used to being a coward
It's all I've ever been
I quit before I win
When you turn 21, you can legally
do all the things you've been doing
since you were 15
