Ducks Quotes

You're so poor,
The ducks throw bread at you.

Jill of all trades. Mistress of none.
                                      -DuckRpairer
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.
I live in town.
My neighbor has ducks.
We have chickens.
Both will be on my table on Thanksgiving.
If they don't freaking shut up.


Today,last year 
>>was the last time I ever talked to him.<<

 







I have never seen a yellow
duck in my entire life.






 
"I want a duck ♥"
- Me after watching a sweet Video with a duck
Dear girls,

Quit trying to look like us in
your photos. It's embarrasing
our species.

Sincerely, ducks










Seriously, what's with the "Duck
Face"? Did some random, beautiful, popular girl, just think: "Holy fuc/k, I'm so beautiful and popular that I'm going to pretend to be a duck." like what






 


 
Ducks go quack,
Cows go moo,
Cats go meow
and your a dog.
you bark allot..
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