Ducky Quotes

"I was only 41 years old, i loved Ducklord so much, i had all the stuffed ducks" "
I prayed to Ducklord everynight before bed, thanking him for the duck i've been given"
"Ducklord is love i say, Ducklord is life"
"My dad hears me and calls me a ducker, i knew he was just jelly for my love for Ducklord"
"I called him a Quacker"
"He slaps me and sends me to bed"
"I'm ducking now, and my duck hurts"
"I feel a warmth moving towards me"
"It's Ducklord!"
"Ducklord grabs me by its big powerful duck wings"
"Ducklord: *secci time*
"My dad walks in on us"
"Dad: *sees Ducklord ducking a ducker*
"Ducklord: It's all ducking now" "
Duck flys to a pond"
"Ducklord is love, Ducklord is life"
"Its never ducking"
The More Old Comments I Read
The Angrier I Get.
How Did I Let This Happen 
I Used To mean So Much To Yous
But Now

The F/ck Have I Done
I Need You Guys Back
Mains   

When me and my friend first listened to "get lucky" by daft punk for the 1st time,she said,"why are they singing about duckys"?

Format by Breeze
True Story.Do NOT Steal

You can tell that I'm weird because yesterday I felt like writing a book called,"Patricia the mexican ducky".

Format by Breeze
True Story.Do NOT Steal

talking to some random guy who is wearing the same NCIS shirt as me and planning a perfect evidence-less murder
 

 

 

When I was 5



*In the bath*

me: WTF! Where the hell is my rubber ducky mum! I was promised a rubber ducky! I always have a bath with my rubber ducky! So I want my rubber ducky!

 

 

Now

nothings changed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

format Iwannacookie2304 (based on jimmy365 format)
 
Legs, you go with Ducky. Rollerbob and i don't move till we get the signal.
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