Dude Quotes

Imagine, every time you spoke to someone, you would have to say your most recent quote at the start of the conversation.
When meeting someone new, you'd have to introduce yourself with your witty profile.
Who would you be?

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Amenah
dude

Take a f*cking hint dude!

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Crazy girl*
dude

The worst thing in life is caring about someone that doesn't care about you or makes you believe they do but use you

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Virginia Doran*
life

Someone on Witty hates me,
and I want to know why.
I just learned what the comment points are for,
so I went to look at all my comments and someone has been disliking ALL of them.

ALL OF THEM.

Why??

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DawnRaven
witty

Dude you were so drunk, you
through my hamster across the room
yelling "PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

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Jade💕*
lol

^.

you really need to settle down.
no, you really need to let it go.
For good, forget his lies.
It's the only way that you'll save
your own life.

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ElmosWhoree*
love

does anyone else think that
the Witty logo in the tab/link thingy
looks like Harry Potter or-?

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SisiAdelia
funny

I hear
Girls call eachother dudes
More than
Guys calling eachother dudes

I also hear

Girls calling eachother bros
more than
Guys calling eachothers bros

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flyingbacon7
lol

Um, yeah, ipod, I think I know how to spell do.
It's a 2 letter word.
Also, I did want to say tour.
I'm not going to Warped Your.

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EmmaKitty
stupid

if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up
because it’s gonna be important

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spence*
lol