Friend sees
this really cute boy who she thinks she's in love with.
Friend: "I have butterflies in my stomach"
Me:Wait
does that mean when butterflies fall in love they feel
humans in their stomach?
I'm literally so dumb because I thought 'Asking
Alexandria' was a social networking site where you ask a
woman named 'Alexandria' a question...but then later I
found out it was a rock band! I'm just stupid, that's
what I am!