Best Dumb Quotes This Month


*My brother's friend got another tattoo*

Me: 
Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.

Can we just let this sink in?

 
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you.
If you are stupid, be stupid enough they pity you.
— Cambodian Proverb
The ridiculous thing is that I'm actually really smart,
but I manage to be the dumbest person alive.










There is no logical reason for
shorts to be the same price as pants.







 




She' Dying
  to live, but she's dying to die.


 




“You look how you look.
Be comfortable.
What are you going to do?
Be hungry every single day just to
make other people happy?
That’s just dumb.”


- J E N N I F E R 
L A W R E N C E 



 
Buying things at the store

Clerk: Are you buying all these?
Me: No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.




i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.




 

don’t hate something just because everyone likes it that’s the dumbest reason to dislike something 
I want to make underwear for guys so I can write
"Allergy Warning: Contains Nuts"
On them.
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