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*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me:
Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend:
I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend:
I hate needles.
Can we just let this sink in?
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finding_nemo
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If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you.
If you are stupid, be stupid enough they pity you.
— Cambodian Proverb
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Steve
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The ridiculous thing is that I'm actually really smart,
but I manage to be the dumbest person alive.
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Andreaxoxo
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“You look how you look.
Be comfortable.
What are you going to do?
Be hungry every single day just to
make other people happy?
That’s just dumb.”
- J E N N I F E R
L A W R E N C E
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Ethanol
advice
Buying things at the store
Clerk:
Are you buying all these?
Me:
No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.
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*Elena;~ ♥*
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i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.
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sophsunflower12
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don’t hate something just because everyone likes it t
hat’s the dumbest reason to dislike something
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happiest*
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I want to make underwear for guys so I can write
"Allergy Warning: Contains Nuts"
On them.
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DemonwithaHalo
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