Big Sister: I'm gonna listen to music
now, so I won't be able to hear you. *puts in earphones*
Me: *evil chuckle*
Me: You know sis, you're really ugly.
Me: And stupid.
Me: You also irritate me.
Big Sister: *takes out earphones* What?
Me: *innocent smile* Nothing. I was merely contemplating on the
joys of life.