Best Edsheeran Quotes This Week

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?


I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
But, guys, Ed Sheeran is honestly the one we should feel sorry for.
Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.
Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol

David Karp @Davidkrap                                                                               11 Feb
no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
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[Failed attempt at twitter lol]


Ed Sheeran: In England the legal drinking age is 18, so we all start drinking around 11.
I want a boyfriend like Ed Sheeran.
& by like Ed Sheeran, I mean Ed Sheeran.

 
 
             Why is Ed Sheerans voice not a candle scent yet?







 
White lips, pale face,
trying to understand Americas music taste.
Interviewer: He's got tiny hands, thats why he's got a tiny guitar.
Ed Sheeran: Big feet though.

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