“
Before
you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were
stars – points of light and reason. And then you shot
across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire;
there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when
the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black.
Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I
couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason
for anything.—Stephenie Meyer
”
I just got done watching
Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I
decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used
to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and
now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I
thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most
beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing
I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely
barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute
vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb,
burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy
seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You
barbarians.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.
What if Paris had been Juliet's
friend? Her very best friend? What if he was the only
one she could confide in about the whole devastating thing with
Romeo? The one person
who really understood her and made her feel halfway human
again? What if he was patient and kind? What if he took
care of her? What if
Juliet knew she couldn't survive without him? What
if he really loved her, and wanted her to be happy?
And… what if she loved Paris? Not like Romeo. Nothing like that, of course. But enough that she wanted him to be happy, too?
And… what if she loved Paris? Not like Romeo. Nothing like that, of course. But enough that she wanted him to be happy, too?
Yes.
No.
To get to the other side.
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what if edward
actually just wore
shimmer lotion and lied about
vampires
being sparkly because he didn't want to share all the fabulous omg
being sparkly because he didn't want to share all the fabulous omg
I spilt glitter on myself
earlier.
Now I look like Edward freaking Cullen.
Now I look like Edward freaking Cullen.
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever &
sneak into the rooms of young girls?
How original..
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
You stay young forever &
sneak into the rooms of young girls?
How original..
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Maybe,
Cedric Diggory hadn't liked Cho Chang because she was crazy,
Then he died and became a vampire.
So he started going by Edward Cullen and gave Bella
this whole fake story on his life.
Cedric Diggory hadn't liked Cho Chang because she was crazy,
Then he died and became a vampire.
So he started going by Edward Cullen and gave Bella
this whole fake story on his life.
