I never wanted it to end like this, but flies will lay their
eggs...
Eating
eggs
is like...
*deep voice* devouring the unborn.
*deep voice* devouring the unborn.
(I am working a morning shift
at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother
walk into the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs.....he would like some eggs...."
Ha...saw this on Pinterest. :)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs.....he would like some eggs...."
Ha...saw this on Pinterest. :)
In Humpty Dumpty, it never
mentioned that Humpty was an egg.
Just made scrambled eggs for the first time ever and they taste
goood according to the fam! I feel so accomplished! :D
*watching joey make eggs*
joey:you were gonna be a chicken but GUESS WHAT
your mother or father didnt think you were worth it and
didnt want to fertilize you so guess what im gonna
eat you now. take that chicken!
joey:you were gonna be a chicken but GUESS WHAT
your mother or father didnt think you were worth it and
didnt want to fertilize you so guess what im gonna
eat you now. take that chicken!
