Elf Quotes





I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies in the VCR.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup


Yeah that's right, you GO OUT and find your inner Dobey a pimp.


Merry Christmas Everyone!
Don't tell anyone but im an elf! presents for EVERYONE! YAY!!!!!!!!!Just come and claim it!

 
I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins
Dressing as an elf next weekend for work, walking around all the hospital wards to spread some christmas spirit! I love my job.
He's an angry elf.
Is it bad that its June and I'm still answering my phone with "buddy the elf what's your favorite color?"
My mom: Do the dishes.
Me: Dobby has no master!
My mom: Not again..
Me: Dobby is a free elf!
My mom: Everytime.

I Just Like Steve


Steve's My Favorite
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