I
met Eminem once, but it was awkward.
His palms
were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater
already, mom's
spaghetti.
Good Reasons to Stand
Up:
To get food
To stretch
To go somewhere
Because you're the
real slim shady.
real slim shady.
I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
I get out of bed
Even angels have
their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you'll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind.
And you take that to new extremes.
But you'll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind.
Song
credit: Rihanna Love the way you lie (Part
2)
♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird,
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you, I'mma sing for you,
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine,
I'mma break that birdie's neck
I'll go back to the jeweller who sold it to ya
and make him eat every carat, don't fu..ck with dad.
