Best Epic Quotes This Month






it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.




 





When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that 
i kinda already know who you are...





 

And here I am, giggling like an idiot
because we can get comment points now







so tell me,

when exactly did originality go out of style?





 
EPIC FACT



The blizzard coming to the East Coast tomorrow is called "Storm Nemo"
Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
Me: Water, earth, fire, air.
Science Teacher: Good, now w-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Science Teacher: what
Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Student: why are you doing this
Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Student: how do you even remember all this
Me: BUT I BELIEVE
Student: no
Student: don't say it
Student: don't you dare say it
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD




i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.




 
>Be 21.
>Girlfriend is 19
>Been dating for months now.
>This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life.
>He's my new coworker at my company.
>Find out he has no money and no place of residence.
>He moved here for the money and can no longer afford his hotel room.
>I decide to open up to him
>Let him stay in my apartment for weeks.
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play xbox, drink beers, and watch football.
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, I'm eating out at dinner with her.
>Joe stayed late at the office for overtime
>I pop the question to my girlfriend.
>She admits Joe r/ped her and the baby is not mine.
>She isn't ready for a commitment after being violated.
>Go home in f/cking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's sh/t.
>Gonna kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens door, I punch him in the face.
>Eyes swell up like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>Go to my room and grab a handgun from my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and f/cking hightails it out of there.
>I haven't seen or heard from him since. 
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him, If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe,
>I'd been married long time ago
>Where did you come from? Where did you go?
>Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Follow for a follow.




when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
so. much. prettiness.




 





Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.

-John Green
 


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