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Some useful things I've picked up &
wanted to share:
• If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
• If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
• When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
• If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
• Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
• If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
• drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
• If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
• If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair. 
• If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.
 

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