Everytime Quotes

When someone asks me "What letter comes after Q.." Normal people "Simple....It's R" Me "..a..b..c..d...e...f...g.." #EveryoneDoesThat
I would just like to establish,
that I have wanted to speak to LaughingForVariousReasons
for weeks now. One of her quotes got me addicted to a
song, I've loved all of her writing, and seriously looked through her quotes
until the a.m., but I still haven't ever spoken to her.
Why? I don't know.
Ohmehgahd. I got two favorites. I AM FAMOUS *~*
I make believe, that you are here
IT'S   THE   ONLY   WAY   I   SEE   CLEAR.
Format by Breeze
And every time I try to fly
I FALL WITHOUT MY WINGS    **
I        FeeL      so     smaLL
I     guess     I      need    you    baby


teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
that one kid: what if i sleep naked

Me: *hits hip on a counter*
Me: OWWWW OWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: *falls over dramatically*
Me: Call an ambulance!
Me: I've been shot!
Mom: *Totally ignores me*
Me: Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom: What?
Me: PITY ME
If I had a dollar
for every time I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.
It's fine.
Just take my heart
And break it into pieces.
You won't be the first,
I doubt you'll be the last.
Me: oh that's cute!
Me: *checks price tag*
Me: no it's not.
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