Everytime Quotes



Cute boy: Hey
Me: Who paid you?


I finally get it,
Why you call someone you like
a crush
Because in the end
You always end up crushed


 
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Every time I see you
I TRY NOT TO LOOK YOUR WAY
but you'r jusso fúcking cute and
adorable that I can't help myself.
I feel so stupid because
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T AND NEVER WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY.

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Me: Mom how great is it to have an awesome kid?

Mom: I dont know ask your grandmother

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: ...
 
Me: Alrighty then.



Mom/Dad: Why dont you ever tell me anything?
Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
Mom/Dad: *judges you*
Mom/Dad: *insults you*
Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled* 
Mom/Dad: *says youre overreacting*




cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

     I'm that kind of person who
     apologizes about everything
     because I always think that
     every time something bad
     happens, it's always my fault.
  
                                          - Me

Why is it that when a guy finds out I like him, he starts ignoring me.


friend: *says something funny*
me: chokes
me: starts crying
me: dies
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