Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
Every. Single. Time.
grandma: do you want some cake
me: no thanks
grandma: here's your cake
I thought I liked you.
Turns out, I was just drunk.
"hey mom, can I..."
. no
"oh he’s really
good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.
Me: *Sick*
Me: *Goes on the computer*
Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
Me: *Goes on the computer*
Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
Every time I see you
I TRY NOT TO LOOK YOUR WAY
but you'r just so fúcking cute and
adorable that I can't help myself.
I feel so stupid because
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T AND NEVER WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY.
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