Exboyfriends Quotes



*Me and friends hanging out*

*One of my friends ex-boyfriends passes*

Me: *sticks out foot and trips him*

Me: Trolled


When I look back at my ex's I think
*Was I drunk during those relationships? Wtf was I thinking, yo?*
i don't have friends.

just exes.
 
 
Ex
I have a song for you,
it's called "Want U Back"
by Cher Lloyd ;3

 
Aw. I have a song for
you too :)


 
What's it called :D
 
It's called "We Are
Never Ever Getting
Back Together" by
Taylor Swift ;)

Penises are meant to be stuck into things - like electrical sockets.
nmf nmq
I mean, maybe it's time... 
That I just start pretending that nothing ever happened 
between us, after all it was so easy for you to do
I hope that he is happy. He pushed me way to far over the edge this time. Jake? Yes, the one that I keep ranting over for no apparent reason. I snapchat everyone a picture everyday just to say heeyy. (: He told me the leave him alone. I texted him and freaked out. Then I snaped him today, and finally said "Delete My Number. (: Thanks." He never snapped me back. I think that I'm finally happy. Every now and again I know that I will think about him. But I hope that he is finally fcking happy. He broke me. Totally shattered me. His girlfriend, Kennedy, I hope that she is happy. She got what she finally wanted. Me out of his life. I hope that they are both very happy together. To bad things didn't work out like we all planned. It's funny how things work. I feel like crying, yet going out and getting drunk and making out with everyone. But I have a boyfriend who treats me with the utter most respect, and loves me, and doesn't want me to change for anyone. I love him. I really do. almost 3 months and still going strong. If it weren't for the a**holes, like Jake, before Chris, I wouldn't be like the way that I am now. Thank you. (:
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND BOYS WHO CAN HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!!! I WILL GIVE YOU SHOUTOUTS IN ANY OF MY QUOTES IN RETURN OF ADVICE!!! HERE IS MY PROBLEM:

My ex boyfriend asked me out yesterday cuz he thinks I am not dating my boyfriend but I STILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! I went out with my ex 4 times and he asked me out!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some people need to go to h/ll because they are so mean to some girl( me) and i need help from a few of my friends but i have none because my exbf stole them so now im a loner just like i was at all the other schools i went to and people should not call me a Sl/t or a Sh/nk or a wh/re or a b/tch and maybe people should think about bullying someone before they talk
Hardest Thing In Life Is Seeing My Future Without You... </3
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