Best Fairytale Quotes This Year









If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly,
then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?







 
90% of the ocean is still unexplored. don't tell me mermaids don't exist until every inch is searched.
Everyone keeps saying that they want a "fairytale" wedding,
but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk! XD








wana fairytale

like beauty and the beast.
I know it's really stupid,
but sometimes I cry because my life
will never be like that.
My wishes will never come true.






 
Alice in Wonderland



The Mad Hatter : 
Have I Gone Mad?

Alice :
I'm afraid so. You're enterely bonkers.
But I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.


    D    o    n    '    t            r    u    s    h           i    n    t    o            l    o    v    e      .            
r e m e m b e r    t h a t    e v e n
in fairytales ,

t  h  e        h  a  p  p   y         e  n  d  i  n  g s          t  a  k  e        p  l  a  c  e 
o n   t h e     l a s t     p a g e .


 





I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.



i want to 
forget him..
I need to 
forget him
nmf

 


But princess, happily ever after doesn't exist.

Once Upon A Time
a  prince asked a beautiful princess  

"WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
~ The Princess said No~
and the Princess lived happily ever after
and traveled around the world, met interesting people, learned new stuff.
she hooked up with cute guys, and nobody thought she was sl*t.
she put herself first >>and went to ROCK CONCERTS<<

AND NO ONE EVER TOLD HER "GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH"
SHE KEPT HER APARTMENT, ALL OF HER SHOES, AND NEVER GOT CHEATED ON, PERIOD.
All of her family and friends thought she was freaking cool as hell

~ and made tons of money ~
and the toilet seat was always down (like it was supposed to)
THE END.

 


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