Once Upon A Time
a prince asked a
beautiful princess
"WILL YOU MARRY
ME?"
~ The Princess
said No~
and
the Princess lived happily ever
after
and traveled around the
world, met interesting people, learned new stuff.
she hooked up with cute guys, and nobody thought she was
sl*t.
she put herself
first >>and went to ROCK
CONCERTS<<
AND NO ONE EVER TOLD HER "GO MAKE ME A
SANDWICH"
SHE KEPT HER APARTMENT, ALL OF HER SHOES, AND NEVER GOT CHEATED
ON, PERIOD.
All of her
family and friends thought she was freaking cool as
hell
~ and made
tons of money ~
and
the toilet seat was always down (like it was supposed
to)
THE
END.