Best Fake Quotes Ever

Screw God.
I've grown up believing and worshipping a god faker than barbie. If there was a god, why the hell didn't he help me? Why did you just let us all fall into this horrible darkness? I thought you were supposed to love us. Help us. Guide us. If there is a god he's not who we think he is. He's a vantriloquist, a puppet master, and we're all just the sad pathetic dolls he uses for amusement. 

 

see his smile? its fake
see his eyes? they are tired
see his face? its sad
see that boy? he is broken

 


If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
twitter 
and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
it’s me 
and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
blood run out of their faces




Home alone.
You break down,
letting out everything.
Crying as loud as you can.
Your family comes home, and
here you go. Fake a smile, fake a laugh
Pretend it's okay. They don't suspect a thing,
They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

 



a smile can get you out of a tough situation
                                                  E VEN IF IT'S FAKE 



 

Girl's makeup then:
Lipgloss, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, etc.

Girl's makeup now:
Photoshop

 

There's a lot of fake people in the world,
but there's even more on Witty.

so i get the feeling that we're at the beginning of another fake witty guys phase...

Fun fact about pants with "fake pockets".
The pockets aren't actually fake. You have to rip out the seam. The reason they're sewn shut is so they stay flat and, well, not wrinkle before you buy them. But, seriously, they're real pockets.



There's a smile on my face,

but I don't know why it's there. I put it on to satisfy people who don't             even care.     
 


 

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