Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE
Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*
When butterflies fall in love
Do they feel people in their stomachs?
If websites
were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
he sits with his friends and laughs a lot
at little things.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.
Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa
Me: *misses TV episode*
Episode: *never played again*
Me: *watches TV episode*
Episode: *played 1000 times*
Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly