Best Fat Quotes This Week

phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
me: it's pronounced "extra fries"



                                                                           ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
                                                         
                                                           yeah well BIG D
.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE



mom: did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.
 

  What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t
 

You can tell that America is obese 
when the scariest thing that we have 
right now is called Slenderman.
follow for a follow.
*Eats celery stick*
*Gains 10 pounds*



BravoSierra's format

 
                                  but I also want brownies.
 


Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.




Why can't my fat leave me?
                                            Everything else in my life does.




BravoSierra's format

 
                                                                  "Awh héll no, roll me overthere!"


 

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