Of course size
matters!
Nobody wants a small pizza.
Nobody wants a small pizza.
My parents are worried about me having a
secret boyfriend?
They should be more worried about me having a secret stash of food in the house!
They should be more worried about me having a secret stash of food in the house!
AHHHHHHH
I'm going to Hershey Park!
Just thought I would share that^
I'm going to Hershey Park!
Just thought I would share that^
Yeah I work out...
It's called fork lifts!
Where you lift the fork from the plate to your mouth!
It's called fork lifts!
Where you lift the fork from the plate to your mouth!
There's only one bad thing about Mac n Cheese and that's
absolutely nothing
I'm fat .
Pizza is a circle
Pizza is my life
Pizza Is The Circle Of Life
Me: Why am I so fat? I should do
something about it...
Me: I really want to lose weight...
Me: Starting today, I'm going to exercise twice a week and eat super healthy.
Me: Maybe my crush will like me, and would want to date me!
Me: And then we'll get married and have kids and live happily ever after!
Me: This time I won't ruin my diet like I usually do.
Me: I can do this!!!
*schoolbell rings*
Me: THANK GOD! LUNCHTIIIIMEE!!!
Me: I WAS SOOOO STARVING IN HERE!
Me: LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
*later*
Me: ... I will never be thin.
Me: :(
Me: I really want to lose weight...
Me: Starting today, I'm going to exercise twice a week and eat super healthy.
Me: Maybe my crush will like me, and would want to date me!
Me: And then we'll get married and have kids and live happily ever after!
Me: This time I won't ruin my diet like I usually do.
Me: I can do this!!!
*schoolbell rings*
Me: THANK GOD! LUNCHTIIIIMEE!!!
Me: I WAS SOOOO STARVING IN HERE!
Me: LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
*later*
Me: ... I will never be thin.
Me: :(
