Best Faves Quotes Today

me: [swoops in and saves your quote from 0 faves]

my life would probably get 2 faves





          Me: Yes.  This quote is hilarious.
          Me: *posts quote*
     Six minutes later
          Me: Nobody faved it yet.
          Me: *signs into my 30 other accounts to fave it so that other people will see it*










          What it's like when you get a top quote
          5 minutes: *a few notifications*
          30 minutes: *20 notifications*
          1 hour: *35 or 40 notifications*
          2 hours: *40 or 50 notifications*
          5 hours: *50ish notifications*
          10 hours: *almost 100 notifications*
          15 hours: *100 notifications*
          20 hours: *100 notifications*
          24 hours: *0 notifications*
          Me: Well it was nice while it lasted.







You got a boyfriend ?,
well i got a quote that got over one fave
who’s the real winner here.

 
there's always that one wittian
that you almost never talk to, but whenever you make a quote they always fave it.
Lets prove to witty that you don't need a PRETTY quote to get alot of faves.
Watch this witty.

(now please don't let me embarrass myself!)
me quoting song lyrics:  ​*gets one fave*
someone else quoting song lyrics: *gets 12123 faves* 
Things I've noticed while I've been a user on witty:
1) When I steal a quote from another website I get less than 100 faves.
2) When I make my own quote about something sincere, I get 0 to 10 faves.
3) If I make my own quote that is funny I suddenly get over 100 faves




You never realize how

boring your life is

until someone asks what

you like to do for fun













 
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