Best Fire Quotes Today

 *True story, happened yesterday*



 *
In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes off*

Teacher:
Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie line.

 Everyone: *gets up to go out*

*Headteacher comes in*

Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated until you're told to go, it's just a practice.

*Everyone sits back down*

Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...



This made my day.

 
 









I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.







 

 my chem teacher set the table on fire today what a great first day of school




FUN PARTY TRICK:
Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol.  Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something).  The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it.  It'll be dry.



Not a joke.  I did it in my science class and it works.




mq / nmf



 
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes:
There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!
The Boston Marathon was bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot and killed a campus officer.
What. The f.uck. Is going. On.





Great students like us are like rockets..


It's not that we always aim at the sky..

But we never start our work until our tail is on fire




Ever wish you could open your bag & release a fire-breathing dragon to incinerate the world?

*gets 3rd degree burns from bottom of laptop*

 
You were the lightening and I was the tree, and your words were the fire that burned the best parts of me.
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