*True story, happened yesterday*
*In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes
off*
Teacher: Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie
line.
Everyone: *gets up to go out*
*Headteacher comes in*
Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated
until you're told to go, it's just a practice.
*Everyone sits back down*
Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and
starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT
THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...
This made my
day.