Floss Quotes

For any motivational quote containing the word 'flaws,' substitute 'floss,' and the resulting insight will be even more empowering.


Every Dentist Eve:

So I'm going to stab your gums with this sharp, metal hook
and then say "You wouldn't be bleeding if you flossed more"

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes
Dentist: *stabs me in the chest*

Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
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