Fml Quotes

*really wants to talk to guy.*
*already been called annoying by guy before.*
*decides that if guy wanted to talk, he would.*
*gets hella sad.*
i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was watching it sideways on my bed like the lazy fck i am but then i realised that the opening sequence included him shirtless so i had to sit up because hello dont waste a good view ok, but then like ok, and it's literally not even a minute and thirty seconds in and i've seen his pu,,,bic hair and i had to pause it and come onto witty and write this meaningless quote because GDI IM GRINNING AND I NEED A FRIEND HERE TO SLAP ME UPSIDE ON THE HEAD AND THROW POPCORN AT MY TERRIBLE WAYS

fyi yes you are to young to watch shame, i am, we all are, it's a weapon of mass destruction ok BYE BYE i'll tell you how it is :) :)
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore....
yea im doin an honours in english wAts ur point
no, but guys, there is this one
dude that really wants to go out with
me. I decided to give him a chance
even though I don't think it'll really
turn into anything. he offered to 
take me out tomorrow. but like I
have only seen glimmpses of him
in person (twice, actually) and he's
obsessed. like he keeps talking
about marriage and engagement.
I haven't even really met him. like,
way too soon, buddy. 
I’ll just flip this omelette

Aaaand I’m having scrambled eggs.
If I said yes to you would I be happier tomorrow than I am today..
I got my period, and my sister
used all the tampons. I asked her
if she could go to the store to get
a box since she took all of mine
when she didn't even have her
period (just light spotting like
are you serious?) She got really
p.issy about it and told me to walk
to the store myself. She wanted me
to walk 13 miles to the store, to get
tampons, while I have my period,
with no tampons and a lot of cramps,
and then 13 miles home. All because
she couldn't be bothered to go get
me tampons, and won't let me use
her car.
You know..
After spending a year & 7 months with him,
I guess I never really paid attention to what I
should have. He was falling in love with his bestfriends girlfriend and I just so happened
to fall even more. I really miss him.. and I hope him sending pictures to her was worth it..

Because I am still heartbroken. </3

 
im grounded for a month please tell me how to survive not having a phone or hanging with friends
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