It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
That one person you see every where
but don't know their name.
What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
IMAGINATION!
IMAGINATION!
Okay, so last week, my seven year old brother
was watching MTV with me,
and someone said the word 'bl0w job'.
Him: 'What's a bl0w job?'
Me: 'Uh, its when a hairdresser blowdries your hair....'
Yesterday he went to the hair salon....
Mom: 'Okay, what do you want to do with your hair Sweetie?'
FML
and someone said the word 'bl0w job'.
Him: 'What's a bl0w job?'
Me: 'Uh, its when a hairdresser blowdries your hair....'
Yesterday he went to the hair salon....
Mom: 'Okay, what do you want to do with your hair Sweetie?'
Brother: 'I want a
bl0w
job!'
FML
Plot twist :
Double plot twist :
i woke up
Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A new type of broom came
out. It's sweeping the nation.
Confession #23
My sister led me to believe boys got periods too
Said we bled out of our a n u s
That's why tampons were made
And we'd spend a week throwing our food up
So I was terrified,
Awaiting for my day to come
Until 7th grade
When I asked my health teacher about when I'd get mine
And got sent to the office for
'Disrespecting the womankind'
My sister led me to believe boys got periods too
Said we bled out of our a n u s
That's why tampons were made
And we'd spend a week throwing our food up
So I was terrified,
Awaiting for my day to come
Until 7th grade
When I asked my health teacher about when I'd get mine
And got sent to the office for
'Disrespecting the womankind'
Today, I bled through my pants half the day. Everyone noticed it,
except me. Even the boys. FML.
