Best Follow Quotes This Week






it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.




 





When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that 
i kinda already know who you are...





 






so tell me,

when exactly did originality go out of style?





 

If you unfollow me you cant come to 
my birthday party

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out
People who fave their own quotes: No
People who follow themselves: No
People: No





I don't know about you guys
but whenever I see a quote with a 'follow' button below,
it actually disencourages me to follow them.
It's like I'm being forced into a relationship
and I'm all like
"Woah, buddy. Don't get ahead of yourself. We've only saw each other once. This is just moving too fast for me."





















it just seems a bit desperate. sorry, no offence intended.

 




i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.




 
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today


i miss the days
when the only thing i had to worry about was being the

"line leader"...
 

format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

Casual reminder that you're not just my followers, you're my friends
whether you like it or not. That's what you signed up for when you hit the follow button.
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