Food Quotes

Mum: Today, I am going to teach you how to cook. 
Mum: Okay, so, first you put t-

****EXPLOSION SOUNDS**** 
0 self control when it comes to food
My diet could be described as "unchaperoned child at a birthday party".
I think America do better frozen yoghurts then the UK do. I've enver tasted America ones or the UK but I'm just guessing...they look really nice, I think I'm going to try some
I eat my emotions, and it's evident 
in my appearance, but you know what,
I don't even care. I am going through a
hard time, sue me. people aren't there,
food is. simple. I will eventually pick
myself back up. until then, yes I'm 
going to have a huge f.uckin belly,
and a chin the way I like my cheese
burgers (which is a double), and oh
my god yes I'm going to have a back
more flabby than patback from that
show with the animated sponge, and
it may not be healthy but it's making
me content and at least there's that.
 
exercise? i thought you said extra fries.
Life is like a cupcake.
It's either the most amazing thing you've ever bit into
Or its the worst.
You either love it
Or you don't.



WOW, look at me being all deep and stuff. :D
Valentine's Day?
More Like the Day Before All the Chocolate is 1/2 Off
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
seriously cookie dough filled donuts
are the best things ever like don't question
it

 
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