Best Football Quotes Ever

I heard there's gonna be these guys playing football at a Beyonce concert

bone
funny

True Fact:
Girls in cheerleading are
alot stronger than boys who
play football

Travis Allred*
boys

Men play football at 20
Men play tenis at 30
Men play golf at 40

who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

103 5

Rajsonkar
lol

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

67 1

capsized*
football

  Me: Wow the Patriots' offensive line sucks.
  My dad: That's because they're all white.
  My black friend: *slowly turns his head to my dad*

56 1

CharliesTheName
white

Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
Daughter: *texting*
Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

52 0

CharliesTheName
phone

allcredittocaptivated

But in life,

YOU DO GREATER

THINGS THAN DATING

the guy on the football team.

49 1

MaddyWaddy
love

You play football?

That’s cute.

We throw 100 pounds girls.

You throw 2 pound footballs.

Oh, and we actually catch ours.

46 6

Heartless17*
funny

Teacher: What was your favorite part of the super bowl?
Athletic kids: THE GAME!!
Popular girls: BEYONCE!!
Everyone else: COMMERICIALS!!
Me: FOOD!!!!!!!

45 0

CharliesTheName
food

Looks like the Super Dome
needs some Super Powers.

38 0

jariley*
funny