Best Foreveralone Quotes Ever

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

BravoSierra
funny

Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

ChocoTaco
joke

*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

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ChocoTaco
joke

Boy: Hey!
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: I really like you
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: Okay... I love you.
*Girl still doesn't say anything*
Boy: I never want to let you go...
*Girl remains silent*
*Boy kisses girl*
*Boy eats girl*
The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

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ChocoTaco
funny

Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

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ChocoTaco
joke

How I want my Valentine's Day to go:

-Wake up to a sweet good morning text from someone special to me.
-Go to school and be surprised with some wildflowers, and maybe a chocolate bar.
-Come home and get dressed up really nice.
-Go out with the same special someone and see the movie, Safe Haven.
-Talk on the phone all night with him, and have the happiest time.

How my Valentines Day will actually go:

-Wake up and go on Witty.
-Go to school and sneak onto Witty.
-Come home, feed my cat, then get on Witty.
-Leave my room to get some popcorn, then come back to Witty.
-Spend all night, on Witty, and then realize I will be forever alone.

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