i bought
my sister
a phone
for christmas,
not even
a month
later,
it broke
(she
dropped
it, it
shattered.)
coincidentally,
it happened
to be
right
after
I had
ordered
myself
an iphone.
i decided
to let
her have
it.
but, not
until
i am satisfied.
so, that
means
tomorrow
she
will
be asking
my crush
if he's
single.
not really
all that
important,
nothing
will
happen
(sadly),
but it'd
be nice
to know
that
there
isn't
a wife
in the
picture.