Fortunecookie Quotes

My Fortune Cookie: Your energy returns and you get things done

A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.


Fortune Cookie: Ignore previous cookie.




Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
I like fortune cookies mainly for the fortune, not the cookie

When you open a fortune cookie

 & the strip of paper says
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!

One more laughs at oneself will not be laughed at by others.

~ my fortune cookie, I guess it's true tho.
If you've never been scared, embaressed, or hurt you've never taken any chances
If you understand what you're doing,
you're not learning anything.

Wait For it. There will be a big change today.
That's What my fortune cookie said.
I feel like it's a sign.
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