Best Fortunecookie Quotes This Week


Wait For it. There will be a big change today.
That's What my fortune cookie said.
I feel like it's a sign.
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
If you understand what you're doing,
you're not learning anything.

When you open a fortune cookie

 & the strip of paper says
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
 


 

Fortune Cookie: Ignore previous cookie.
    


 

 






 


My Fortune Cookie: Your energy returns and you get things done
If you've never been scared, embaressed, or hurt you've never taken any chances
I like fortune cookies mainly for the fortune, not the cookie

A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.
 

One more laughs at oneself will not be laughed at by others.

~ my fortune cookie, I guess it's true tho.
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