Fridge Quotes

I knew it was love at first sight
When I looked inside my fridge
Lonley.
I am so lonley.
I have nobody..
BUT A PACK OF CHEETOOOOOOOOOOS.....

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL 
aybe if I stare at this empty
fridge long enough something
will appear
One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
I have a boyfriend.
oh wait. thats a fridge.
I have a fridge.

when my fridge is empty so is my heart

'You want to be hot like me ' - Oven
'That was colder then me'
- Fridge
Heart breaking,
hands shaking,
realization awaking...

'There's no food'

~ Said the fridge.

______________________________________
I can’t take this

long distance relationship
anymore.

Fridge,
 you’re coming to my room.
______________________________________

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