Fridge Quotes

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is whats inside.


I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.

Fridge, you're coming to my room.
Everyone always talks about their long romantic walks to the fridge.
I have 20m dashes to my pantry.

roses are orange
Voliets are green
This poem doesn't make any sense
Fridge





 

good news: theres food in the fridge
bad news: all the food require cooking to be eatable


 


One day my refrigerator will take revenge on me by opening my
bedroom door every half hour,
staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.

 


"Burn, baby, burn,"
I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.


I have a boyfriend!
Oh wait. That's a fridge.
I have a fridge.
                                       Regular people when they get to someone's house:
                                 "What's your wifi password?"
                                       Me when I get to someone's house:
                                 "Where's your pantry and fridge?"
The fridge is good example
that what matters is the inside.


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