Best Fridge Quotes Today


A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL 



Beauty is inside.
Example: a fridge




My mom says beauty is on the inside.
For example: A Fridge.

when my fridge is empty so is my heart


I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.

Fridge, you're coming to my room.




 

good news: theres food in the fridge
bad news: all the food require cooking to be eatable


 

Well, I'm bored..
time to check the fridge.


If you pick up an ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge,
 you probably don't belong on witty.



 

 

 



I used to be a really smart kid who was ''going places'' but now I just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge.








 







What matters is what's inside.
For example, my fridge.




 
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