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A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I
STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I
WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND
SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
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happiest*
funny
Beauty is inside.
Example: a fridge
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Fαy Στylες*
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My mom says beauty is on the inside.
For example: A Fridge.
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ErinIsTheName*
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when my fridge is empty so is my heart
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spence*
joke
I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
Fridge, you're coming to my room.
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elephants_are_cool*
relationship
good news:
theres food in the fridge
bad news:
all the food require cooking to be eatable
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CookieMonster09*
funny
Well, I'm bored..
time to check the fridge.
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spence*
bored
If you pick up an ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge,
you probably don't belong on witty.
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softballxwin27
fridge
I used to be a really smart kid
who was ''going places'' but now I just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge.
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CookieMonster09*
true
Wh
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ide.
For example, my fridge.
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Infinity on high*
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