Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you,
answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the
dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should
say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This
is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas
creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct