Best Friend Quotes This Week



Three kind of innocent faces


1st- sleeeping baby!

2nd- friend sitting in front of his dad

3rd- someone wants to borrow money

I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'll always be that friend.

Friend: Remember that crush you had on-
Me:
NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEEE
Friend: Beauty sleep is such BS. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan.
Me: But a very cute trashcan. Make all the other trashcans go BANGBANGCRASH
Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

I hate it when
you're not in the same mood as your friend
like when you want to slay your enemies and feast
on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field
of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop
that grab a pitchfork.

 

A Friend Is Someone

Who Can See The Truth And Pain In You Even When You Are Fooling Everyone Else.

format rajsonkar


my 300th quote
These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?” 

So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face
If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease

Friend: I wonder who invented the spoon...
Me: Probably a cereal killer.



 







So my friend just came out on facebook today.
How?
"Lesbihonest I like girls"
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